A 92 kilograms bundle of joy powered by lisdexamphetamine, cis gay mixed race male (he/they), Spain/UK based, adopted Brit, passionate against Brexit. Into: minimalism, decretionism, mutualism, left-wing politics, decent public services, Elixir, Kotlin, Nixos, German language, FOSS, EU products, dark sense of humour, fitness, healthcare and impailed-billionaire cooking recipes. Diagnosed: ☢️, ADHD-I, Hidradenitis Stage 2 and counting. # nobots # ADHD # Elixir # Spain # Minimalism
A 92 kilograms bundle of joy powered by lisdexamphetamine, cis gay mixed race male (he/they), Spain/UK based, adopted Brit, passionate against Brexit. Into: minimalism, decretionism, mutualism, left-wing politics, decent public services, Elixir, Kotlin, Nixos, German language, FOSS, EU products, dark sense of humour, fitness, healthcare and impailed-billionaire cooking recipes. Diagnosed: ☢️, ADHD-I, Hidradenitis Stage 2 and counting. # nobots # ADHD # Elixir # Spain # Minimalism
How to use your evil social skills superpowers for good:
Maikel
Do you like this kind of nuts?
Miguel
No
Mkl
Then I’ll get them
Mgl
Why? Do you think I’ll eat them normally if I did.
Mkl
Yes, and then you’ll complain about your diet or the kg you put on. So I rather get something that has no influence over it and make your life easier
(Miguel goes quiet for a couple of very dramatic seconds in deep thought…🤔🕜🤔🕜🕜)
Mgl
Oh then I rather leave those chocolates and get this that you don’t like
Mkl
Congratulations, you’ve just discovered how useful reverse psychology is. 😇
#couples #shopping #diet